OTHER SUPRETERNATURAL MANIFESTATIONS

Poltergeists
it's poltergeists
they's knockin in the walls
they's kickin over furniture
they's huntin fer yer balls

Poltergeists
is horrble things
they rattle and they squeak
they steals
yer little childrens
they makes yer faucets leak

Pooltergeists
is everywhere
they's lurkin in the dirt
and when you isn't lookin
they'll make you go
BERSERK

Poultrygeists
and incubyes
them loco demons too
dirty big old rangytangs
that bust loose from the zoo
Freddie, Jason, Norman
G. Gordon Liddy too
their eyes is glazed
they's droolin
and they's comin just for you

Quick, Madge
call an exorcist
and call yer doctor too
call the Conservative Party
they'll know what to do

Poltergeist
is at yer throat
squat down
behind the loo
and say yer prayers
they's comin back
in Poltergeists Part Two.


(Mike O'Brien)