THE RISE AND FALL OF
THE THREE LITTLE PIGS
This here's the story of three little pigs
who thought they could rule the world
suck up the wealth from the countryside
and enslave the little boys and girls
see how they ransacked nations
how they looted and they burned
then look at the world around you
there's a lesson to be learned
The first little pig wore a purple robe
on parchment he wrote down the law
he came, he saw, he conquered
and built his house on a bundle of straw
he had slaves to build his empire
slaves to guard his home
he orgied and he feasted
and he called his pigsty "Rome"
But that little pig was a short-sighted pig
didn't read the writing on the wall
he partied while he plundered
and ignored his own downfall
while the slaves were getting restless
that piggy was out on the town
he danced while his world eroded
and fiddled as it crashed to the ground
The second little pig built his house of wood
on an island in the sea
on wooden ships that piggy sailed
to bring the world to its knees
he took up the White Man's Burden
and put the boots to Gunga Din
then he sailed on home with the goodies he stole
and he sang God Save The Queen
But that little pig was an arrogant pig
thought held always rule the waves
he sipped his tea, grew thin and weak
while the slaves grew strong and brave
the sun finally set on the second little pig
plunged him into darkest night
his empire sagged and rotted
and it faded out of sight
The third little pig took some concrete and steel
and he built himself a big white house
with anti-tank emplacements and cruise missile sites
no one could get at the louse
he said "The Big Bad Wolf's out there somewhere
but he ain't gonna get me"
he built a closet full of space-age weapons
to enforce his righteous greed
This little pig is a smart little pig
but his luck'll run out some day
there's four billion angry people out there
someone's gonna make him pay
they'll get sick of that smug little bastard
and they'll bust into his sty
they'll bash his head and slit his throat
and hang him out to dry.
(Mike O'Brien)