Margaret Thatcher for Possum Queen

There are loads in the world who are out to do you.
Political bosses will tax and screw you.
They say: "Go vote, boy, it's your only power!"
But the choice doesn't change from day to hour.
And if fascism is the way you lean,
Vote Margaret Thatcher for Possum Queen.

Step right up, boys, and fall in line.
Everything you own will soon be mine.
You don't have to worry, just join the party,
But make sure your morals are good and hearty,
and if fascism is the way you lean,

Vote Margaret Thatcher for Possum Queen.